The nice, scary (indecently attractive) Inspector from Scotland Yard…
Pre-John stuff. Because that, Coulson, and Papastrade are the only things I’ve been thinking about this week. No really.
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For three weeks the drug addict had been holed up in his flat, always complaining of boredom but never leaving, even when Greg offered him a key to get back in. (“As if I’d need a key to get back here.”)
The kid—couldn’t barely be out of uni—simply sat on his sofa refusing food and raiding his refrigerator in the middle of the night and the only personal information he’d given out was that his name was “Sherlock.” (Who the hell named their kid Sherlock? Probably a street name, though a weird choice. Though he was a weird kid.)
“Sherlock is missing.”
“I told you I wouldn’t keep him on a leash, Mycroft. He’s left my flat, that doesn’t mean he’s relapsing.”
“He is no longer in sight.”
“Have some faith. He’s your brother for godssake.”
“It’s charming you think you know Sherlock so well. Just because he has an affinity for your sofa does not mean you understand the psychology of a drug addict.”
“I can see why he doesn’t like you.”
“Call him, Sergeant. He won’t pick up.”
Sad Sherlock and Sad John, I’m gonna let you finish. But Sad Lestrade gives me the saddest feels of all time.
These two gifs alone could make me cry.
It’s the puppy eyes - that and the whole “I am just trying to do my job and make the world a bit better, please stop kicking me” face.

dasdeutschtard requested: Greg attempting to bake a cake for Mycroft but failing miserably, IE: Oven/baking-splosion
Post Reichenbach Lestrade has all my feels.
Well, here it is. It took weeks upon weeks, and here is the result. I hope it’s big enough, I hope it’s worth the wait, I hope I hope I have so much hope.
I have so many people to thank for helping me out with this, most notably the ever lovely Chesh who helped me every step of the way. Everyone who encouraged me and came to my livestreams and just picked me up when I was down, thank you EVERYONE.
Please do view them at full size, I promise there are lots of little details!
Now I’m off to pass out!
Larger pages!
HOLY SHIT, GEE
WHY NOT JUST SMACK US ACROSS THE FACE WITH YOUR AWESOME
THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC!!
Because this film has many entertaining names for the internet.